Friday, April 1, 2011

Sarah Palin Will Pose For PLAYBOY!

This news just came out yesterday, and it just completely overwhelms me!

Well, it looks like the bear rug will be serving a bigger purpose after all, as Sarah Palin is going to pose for Playboy magazine in this year's June issue, according to a spokesman for the magazine:




April Fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'mon!  You didn't really think Sarah would pose for Playboy, did you?!  I certainly hope you weren't thinking that; I mean, you're not that big of a sucker, are you?  You're not the type to buy into the hoopla normally seen on The Huffington Post, or Little Green Footballs, or Mudflats, or Weekly World News, do you?

It couldn't have been because you were appeasing your animal lusts by clicking on the link, was it?

Well, to those of you who fell for the sensational headline, be sure to get your next issue of the National Enquirer (somebody's getting a divorce somewhere!), and to those of you who have nothing better to do, enjoy your day, perverts!

And to my fellow Palinistas, I hope you guys get the point of the joke.

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