In all the world, there are all sort of crimes being committed, and yet, in Italy, the most horrible crime of all, it would seem, was committed not too long ago: a topless woman sensuously rubbing in sunscreen!
Oh, the humanity! Ohhhhh brother!
An online article from last week out of Australia featured the story of an Italian mother of two who was complaining that a 26-year old topless woman was "troubling" her two sons, ages 12 & 14, by rubbing sunscreen on her breasts as she was sunbathing in a public beach. When the woman refused to cover herself, the police were called in and there is now an investigation into the matter.
Now, the first thing that comes to my mind is: Are there pictures of this tall, brunette sunbather? How ample are her...Uh, um, wait a minute, that's not quite...uh, never mind, never mind! Anyway, since it was a public beach and they allow topless sunbathing in Italy, what business does the mother have of trying to infringe on the right of any woman to sunbathe with her breasts right out in the open for all the world to see?
The woman's lawyer definitely has it right: the whole thing is absurd! If it were not so absurd, it be funny as hell! Anyway, I need to plan my next vacation; maybe a week of sunbathing in Italy!
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